Apr 10 2009

Paranoid Monkey

Big Brother cant get me now!

Big Brother can't get me now!


Apr 2 2009

Vegas Does Monkey

I hope my parole officer doesnt find out Im in Vegas

I hope my parole officer doesn't find out I'm in Vegas.

Must... Resist... the blinking lights.

Can't... resist... the blinking lights.


Mar 28 2009

Bondage Monkey

Yeah baby, I like it rough.

Yeah baby, I like it rough.


Mar 28 2009

Monkey Trolls Craigslist

She wants hairy? Ill give her hairy!

She wants hairy? I'll give her hairy!


Mar 25 2009

Monkey Does Porn

I needed the money!

Come and get it, baby.


Mar 20 2009

Monkey Loves Blow

Lets get this party started!

Come to papa!

*Sniff* *Sniff*

*Sniff* *Sniff*


Mar 18 2009

Monkey Drinks Alone

I can stop anytime I want to!

I can stop anytime I want to!


Mar 18 2009

Chain Smoking Monkey

Nothing like a cigarette, or six, to calm the nerves.

Nothing like a cigarette, or six, to calm the nerves.