May 3 2009

Monkey vs. Swine Flu

Try and infect me now, bitch!

Try and infect me now, bitch!


Apr 21 2009

Monkey Erotic Asphyxiation

Self-strangulation is sexy.

Self-strangulation is sexy.


Apr 17 2009

Monkey Drops Acid

The world is melting, man.

Man, I'm trippin' balls!


Apr 15 2009

Monkey Does Time

She said she was 18!

She said she was 18!


Apr 10 2009

Monkey Boils Himself

Monkey brains for dinner!


Apr 10 2009

Paranoid Monkey

Big Brother cant get me now!

Big Brother can't get me now!


Apr 8 2009

Satanic Monkey

Do you think its OK that Im not a virgin?

Do you think it's OK that I'm not a virgin?


Apr 6 2009

Monkey Smokes Reefer

Dude, do you think aliens smoke weed?

Dude, do you think aliens smoke weed?


Apr 3 2009

Monkey Nukes Himself

This is gonna be messy.


Apr 2 2009

Vegas Does Monkey

I hope my parole officer doesnt find out Im in Vegas

I hope my parole officer doesn't find out I'm in Vegas.

Must... Resist... the blinking lights.

Can't... resist... the blinking lights.